HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
A: all of these mp3s will be lost in hd crashes like tears in rain
B: but which one is the uke
C: cunnilingus: it’s what’s for dinner
D: dick loves weenies
E: everyone is fran for balthier
G: good life chocies (preceded by “good life choices”)
H: helen chrissy and katie go to white castle
I: I like Ke$ha against my better judgement
J: james mcavoy IS max manpain
K: kids analyze the darndest military operations
L: land of disproportionately rendered heads
M: Must I draw all the pegging myself?
N: NATASHA STARK: SLIGHTLY CLASSIER KE$HA?
O: oh fuck of course this comes up when I’m talking about Ke$ha (WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY TAGS ABOUT KE$HA)
P: pictured: me with libertarians
Q: queers who look like Justin Bieber
R: RUBY QUARTZ EARMUFFS
S: solidarity fuck
T: THE NEGAVERSE IS TRYING TO DROWN THE PLANET
V: vaguely vaginal chest cavities
W: with yo traffic jam booty heads pausin so fast
X: x-men: go the fuck to sleep
Y: yo dawg I heard you like drawings
A: and then i beat it to death with a pool noodle
C: come on who doesn’t want to hear two-face’s big aria
D: dear 14 year old self please put down the pen and play a video game
E: EOWYN FOR LIFE
F: for the record i am a big fan of boobs //TIED WITH// funky mystery music
G: grumpypants mcgrumblebitch is my hogwarts professor name
H: he punched hitler in the FACE
I: i’ll take inside jokes no one gets for 300 alex
J: james franco crossplayed marilyn monroe your argument is invalid
K: kate beaton (what? I apparently don’t use k much)
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As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems.
At worst, Missing e may cause problems when Tumblr makes changes to their interface and Missing e has not yet been updated to deal with the changes. I usually work very quickly to restore compatibility in these cases.
It is very unlikely that Missing e will cause any data loss. This is especially true of existing posts. Without your interaction, Missing ewill not delete anything!
As for privacy, Missing e does not obtain, use or store your email address, password, IP address, search queries or contents of any of your existing posts.
Missing e implements only a small amount of what Tumblr calls page scraping. It is not done regularly, nor is it excessive. The removed features Follow Checker and Unfollower used page scraping a lot more and were taken out of Missing e quite some time ago for this very reason.
If you choose to continue using Missing e and want to continue receiving support, you should follow these guidelines:
• If you experience problems with Tumblr, deactivate Missing e in your browser’s extensions list (you can get to this list using the first part of the Missing euninstall instructions and turning off “Enable” or clicking on the “Disable” button, depending on your browser). If the problem remains, it is most likely not a Tumblr issue.
• Before contacting Tumblr support, deactivateMissing e. Regardless of whether or not you acknowledged that using Missing e means Tumblr will not provide you with support, if you have it deactivated or uninstalled, it is not running! You will be accurately presenting your issue to Tumblr support in informing them that you are not currently using Missing e.
Start an Army, Cutler.
Wait, what? I can tell you confidently, as one who works in the Internet industry, that there is no way this browser plugin (not a hack btw) would cause you to lose any posts or other data. As a matter of fact, given Tumblr’s track record, Tumblr is more likely to cause data loss than this plugin.
Wtf Karp? Calling it a hack? Resorting to scare tactics? Son, I am disappoint.
tumblr support actually told me that the reason the posts that I have uploaded into the tumblr queue servers will not post is because of my browser. That simply makes no sense, whether missing-e is installed or not.
Once the files are in YOUR server, my browser makes no difference because they should post whether I’m online (using my browser) OR offline (not using a browser).
As a fact, I have 3 different browsers including the crappy IE9, Firefox AND google chrome. Missing-e is installed on chrome only. I have uploaded files to the tumblr queue using all three, and I have witnessed those posts NOT posting from tumblr servers using all three browsers. Missing-e IS NOT the problem.
Oh my god, what the hell is going on now? What the fuck is Tumblr’s problem with Missing-e? Listen, Tumblr, take the fucking hint. We like your website but your features are shitty. So how about you improve them? And stop attacking shit that does it for you?
Woke up so dizzy this morning I was almost late for work waiting for it to settle down. My head keeps reeling every time I turn around too fast and I have a really bad headache. No idea what the fuck this is but it really needs to stop. Hoping food will get me through the rest of the day. :-/
Look at my ~*~*~super edgy~*~*~ icon. Hahaha it’s an old picture but I actually still kinda like it.
Anyway, had to do some searching before I came across this one, but it was pretty easy to customize the shit out of it. Now I just need a header that is not generic text, but that will take more time so oh well. We’ll see how long this lasts.
My Twitter is displayed now too… not sure if I’ll regret that later but oh well. So if any of you are on the Twitter machine and want to follow my random, mostly complaining tweets…
(Video game nerding, disregard) Playin' Red Dead Redemption
Trying to save Nigel West Dickhead’s ass, yet again. This time I have to shoot angry swindled cowboys as they chase us all the way across the map (which they have every right to do, really, and I wish John had left him to the wolves. Then they wouldn’t be shooting at me too).
As we’re going along I shoot one of the cowboys and Nigel shouts “That’ll teach ‘em to mess with SCIENCE!”
Red Dead Redemption. Don’t mess with science or we’ll shoot your fucking head off?